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50. "That's why we, The Opposition, are so good at it." - Lord Fear, Season 5.

49. "The situation called for defensive or offensive action." - Treguard, Season 1.

48. "I think this... artifact now deserves a new ownership." - Hordriss, Season 6.

47. "She rejects me! She rejects me!" - Treguard, Season 1.

46. "Oh quickly boy, I can't reach it... ooooh!" - Lillith, Season 1.

45. "I think one of my pins be broken." - Raptor, Season 7.

44. "Bring that gorgeous little nik-nak... for my further examination." - Lillith, Season 1.

43. "He's got a long stick in his hands." - Team 6, Season 1.

42. "You know the harsh scaly thing-nessss you're pinning on top of?" - Lissard, Season 7.

41. "Say nighty-night, little one, 'cos here I come!" - Gibbet, Season 1.

40. "I can't remember when I've had such an attractive visitor." - Lillith, Season 1.

39. "We stick a blade in you." - Stilletta, Season 8.

38. "Too long, team. Your magic was too long." - Treguard, Season 4.

37. "Danny-boy is going guns." - Treguard, Season 1.

36. "I don't get it." - Motley, Season 8.

35. "Fantastic! You've done it...!!!" - Treguard, Season 2.

34. "Is that it? Is that all?" Pickle, Season 6.

33. "You must use what weapons you have... IMMEDIATELY." - Treguard, Season 2.

32. "Get ready for the ride of your life!" - Motley, Season 3.

31. "Alright Majida, just climb down and relieve Julie..." - Treguard, Season 7.

30. "I have a little something for you, but first you must earn it." - Brother Mace, Season 4.

29. "Yeah I got it." - Team 1, Season 4.

28. "You can't get it without me swatting you..." - Lord Fear, Season 6.

27. "The time has come!" - Treguard, End of Season 2.

26. "Even with that strange helmet I believe this is a young dungeoneer." - Raptor, Season 7.

25. "They are coming!" - Lissard, Season 7.

24. "It really was a nasty tumble." - Treguard, Season 2.

23. "Spit it out, man!" - Lord Fear, Season 7.

22. "You hangin' on tight? 'Cos here goes! Wheeeeeee...!!!" - Motley, Season 3.

21. "Now you've got one you can't control it." Lord Fear, Season 6.

20. "I shall make payment in the usual manner." - Lord Fear, Season 5.

19. "Now what has he got hold of?" Treguard, Season 7.

18. "It's on the tip of my tongue." - Merlin, Season 1.

17. "Well, don't just stand there, get in!" - Smirkenorff, Season 6.

16. "This really is a very pleasant ride." - Dungeoneer Barry, Team 7, Season 7.

15. "If only I could remember how to do it." - Lillith, Season 1.

14. "Play a while... PLAY FOREVER!!!!! MWU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...!!!" - Mogdred, Season 2.

13. "You'll have to go it alone from here." - Romanha, Season 7.

12. "Do not speak of it again or I shall turn it loose on you." - Lord Fear, Season 7.

11. "Can you pull it out?" Team 6, Season 7.

10. "David, it seems, has come to a decidedly-sticky end." - Treguard, Season 1.

9. "Up there, up there, your leg over and BOSH! You're in." - Motley, Season 3.

8. "I thought I'd pop in personally to see you get your comeuppance." - Lord Fear, Season 6.

7. "Blow the horn." - Team 2, Season 5.

6. "Kneel down. Can you... can you... ummm..." - Team 9, Season 3.

5. "Oh yes! This time YOU got it!" - Majida, Season 8.

4. "Bring it to me, boy!" - Lillith, Season 1.

3. "Give it to him, and say it's from Rothberry the Apothecary." - Rothberry, Season 7.

2. "Elves can't handle the hard stuff." Treguard, Season 7.

1. "When it opens again I'll be waiting - just don't disappoint me." - Treguard, Season 7.



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