The Other Side Of The Greater Game
A FEW THINGS THE OPPOSITION DIDN'T WANT US TO KNOW

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TEN REASONS WHY YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH KNIGHTMARE
FIVE MORE REASONS WHY YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH KNIGHTMARE
The Knightmare Drinking Game
SIX REASONS WHY FOLLY WAS A BETTER JESTER THAN MOTLEY
SIX REASONS WHY MOTLEY WAS A BETTER JESTER THAN FOLLY
The Chrysalis - Prologue
The Chrysalis - Part I
The Chrysalis - Part II
The Chrysalis - Part III
The Chrysalis - Epilogue and Notes
WHY DID YON CHICKEN CROSS YONDER ROAD?
Eight Reasons Why Hordriss Was A Better Wizard Than Merlin And Vice Versa
THE FIFTY MOST SUGGESTIVE THINGS THEY SAID IN KNIGHTMARE
Theatre Of Dreams Part I
Theatre Of Dreams Part II
Theatre Of Dreams Part III
A FEW THINGS THE POWERS-THAT-BE DIDN'T WANT US TO KNOW
A FEW THINGS THE OPPOSITION DIDN'T WANT US TO KNOW
TEN REASONS WHY MAJIDA WAS A BETTER ASSISTANT THAN PICKLE
TEN REASONS WHY PICKLE WAS A BETTER ASSISTANT THAN MAJIDA
Who Was Better - Pickle or Majida (for real this time)?
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY LORD FEAR WAS A BETTER VILLAIN THAN MOGDRED
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY MOGDRED WAS A BETTER VILLAIN THAN LORD FEAR
Ten Reasons Why Knightmare Was Better Than The Crystal Maze
Ten Reasons Why The Crystal Maze Was Better Than Knightmare
THE KNIGHTMARE BOARD GAME - NEW ADVANCED RULES
Some Very Good Reasons Why They Were Right To Junk Knightmare
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Lillith has a self-esteem problem.

The Automatum's CPU was extracted from a ZX81.

Skarkill wanted that spell to restrain the Hobgoblin because it had a crush on him.

Lissard's breath smells that bad AFTER Clorets.

Gumboil only got hooked on the dungeon juice because Raptor split up with him.

Brangwen looks so hot in a swimsuit she has to fight off improper advances from Olgarth and the Brollachan.

Snapper Jack only accepted the job when someone told him that it involved putting his hand up a fiery creature's bottom.

In his sleep Sylvester Hands fantasises about being Batman. 

Bhal-Shebah fancies Megatron from Beast Wars.

The elves avert their gaze from King Arawn, not out of respect, but because they think he's an ugly git.

Mogdred only tries to recruit the dungeoneers because he's scared they'll beat him up.

The reason why Mrs Grimwold wears that ridiculous mask is that she got the elastic caught around her ears at a Hallowe'en party and she can't get the damn thing off.

Malice chose not to kill Diccon because casting a death-spell would've messed up her hair.

Gibbet's favourite record is "Anyone Can Fall In Love" by Anita Dobson.

Lord Fear wastes so much time gloating because he's stalling while he tries to remember his lines.

Raptor refused to confront Barry for fear of being bored to death.

Morghanna only attacks dungeoneers from long range because she's just had her nails done.

The trolls always stand below very high ledges in the dungeon because they don't want people to laugh at their big feet.

Lord Fear wears that strange skull-shaped helmet thing to hid the fact that he's going bald.

Mogdred wishes to steal Wyrmslayer from Treguard because Lillith told him that his own chopper's not big enough.

Olaf was so pleased with his sorcerer stone that he broke into Aesandre's palace and stole six more of them, ignoring two boxes filled with gold.

At Hallowe'en, Mildread takes her mask OFF to scare the kiddies.

In his spare time, Cedric of Wrawsby reads "My Little Pony" comics.