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Eight Reasons Why Merlin Was A Better Wizard Than Hordriss

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Merlin was better than Hordriss because...

...for all his supposed invincibility, Hordriss couldn't even find some grotty little bracelet without asking a schoolkid for help...
 
...he didn't look like he's fallen into a giant pot of red paint and then been left under a hair dryer...*
 
...why do you think we never see Merlin and the noble Obi Wan Kenobi in the same room together?...
 
...why do you think we never see Hordriss and the ineffable Paul Daniels in the same room together?...
 
...judging by the hair-do, it's embarrassingly clear that Hordriss was a distant ancestor of "Doc" Brown from Back To The Future...
 
...just how many times did Hordriss have to get suckered by the Opposition before he'd learn to be careful?...
 
..."Magnificent" is a much finer nickname than "Goat-features"...
 

 And the number one reason why Merlin was better than Hordriss is...
 

 ...Hordriss' outfit is clearly the scarlet dress that Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded in.
 

* Before anyone asks, yes I did pinch that joke from one of the books.