WE'VE ALL GOT OUR EMBARRASSING PERSONAL SECRETS
THAT WE ONLY EVER REVEAL TO OUR FRIENDS IN THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE.
SO, HERE'S A FEW THINGS THAT THE POWERS-THAT-BE
WANTED ME TO KEEP UNDER MY HAT. SORRY, GUYS! >SNIGGER<
Greystagg carries witch hazel wherever she goes to
scare off the bears whenever she steps on the lines in the street.
The real reason Pickle left Knightmare Castle is
because Velda wouldn't go out with him.
Pickle took to drink because Majida wouldn't go out with him either.
he sleeps, Smirkenorff fantasises about being KITT from Knightrider.
Brother Mace gets all sentimental when
Folly's laughter ran away because Gretel said Motley was better in bed.
Stilletta sleeps in
So does McGrew, unfortunately.
Hordriss the Confuser was turned down for the part of Darth Vader
in Star Wars for being too effeminate.
Maldame was on the short-list for The Eye-Shield fanzine's
page three girl.
Ridolfo doesn't mean to be a troubadour - he's really auditioning to join Def Leppard.
real name is Lucretia Borgia.
Treguard keeps sending dungeoneers on the quest for the crown because he keeps putting
it down and forgetting where he left it.
Rothberry's wares are really just refuse from his drink problem.
Strange was thrown out of the Sex Pistols for being too normal.
Elita's scared of heights.
Majida really comes
from Wales, she just talks funny because she's got a bit missing from her lip.
Pickle's half-brother is Tuvok from
Mellisandre's favourite record is Smack My Bitch Up.
Merlin never shaves because he misunderstood when
Aesandre said "He looks SO hot in that body-length beard..."
Gundrada calculates Advanced Nuclear Physics in her
spare time, because she finds picking her nose too complicated.
Romanha's crossbow only fires ping pong balls.
real reason Treguard stopped casting "DISMISS" at the end of failed quests is that he's forgotten how to spell it.