50. "That's why we, The Opposition, are
so good at it." - Lord Fear, Season 5.
49. "It really was a nasty tumble." - Treguard, Season 2.
48. "I think this... artifact now deserves a new ownership." - Hordriss, Season 6.
47. "If only I could remember how to
do it." - Lillith, Season 1.
46. "This is a wonderful ride."
- Dungeoneer Barry, Team 7, Season 7.
45. "Stay here if you want to be shafted." - Gwendoline, Season 5.
44. "Elves can't handle the hard stuff."
- Treguard, Season 7.
43. "I thought I'd pop in personally
to see you get your comeuppance." - Lord Fear, Season 6.
42. "Let me pass and I'll give you a
horn." - Dungeoneer Dicken, Team 5, Season 4.
41. "Down 'ere I does what I likes, and
what I likes is 'aving a bit of fun with the likes of you." - Cedric, Season 2.
40. "You can't get it without me swatting
you..." - Lord Fear, Season 6.
39. "I think one of my pins be broken."
- Raptor, Season 7.
38. "I shall express my appreciation
in the usual manner." - Lord Fear, Season 5 (probably deliberate).
37. "Bring it to me, boy!" -
Lillith, Season 1.
36. "They are coming!" -
Lissard, Season 7.
35. "Danny-boy is going guns." - Treguard, Season 1.
34. "No playing with the medicaments!"
- Rothberry, Season 7.
33. "Say nighty-night, little one, 'cos
here I come!" - Gibbet, Season 1.
32. "I can't remember when I've had such
an attractive visitor." - Lillith, Season 1.
31. "He's got a long stick in his hands."
- Team 6, Season 1.
30. "You could give him the horn." - Team 2, Season 8.
29. "Bring that gorgeous little nik-nak
over here for my further examination." - Lillith, Season 1.
28. "I don't know what came over me!"
- Mrs Grimwold, Season 3.
27. "Is that it? Is that all?" - Pickle, Season 6.
26. "Something is coming and I think
we know what it is." - Treguard, Season 2.
25. "Oh quickly boy, I can't reach it...
ooooh!" - Lillith, Season 1.
24. "You hangin' on tight? 'Cos here
goes! Wheeeeeee...!!!" - Motley, Season 3.
23. "Alright Majida, just climb down
and relieve Julie..." - Treguard, Season 7.
22. "I have a little something for you,
but first you must earn it." - Brother Mace, Season 4.
21. "Get ready for the ride of your life!"
- Motley, Season 3.
20. "It's best to come in company." - Treguard, Season 2.
19. "Even with that strange helmet I
believe this is a young dungeoneer." - Raptor, Season 7.
18. "You'll have to go back... or perhaps...
heh heh... go DOWN." - Hordriss, Season 3.
17. "You've been playing with his plunger...!"
- Gretel, Season 2.
16. "Spit it out, man!" -
Lord Fear, Season 7.
15. "Now what has he got hold of?" - Treguard, Season 7.
14. "Kneel down. Can you... can you...
ummm..." - Team 9, Season 3.
13. "Pickle, we stand poised on
the brink of expectation. Relieve us if you please." - Treguard, Season 4.
12. "There, that wasn't so hard was it?"
- Velda, Season 3.
11. "You'll have to go it alone from
here." - Romanha, Season 7.
10. "Now you've got one you can't control
it." - Lord Fear, Season 6.
9. "Do not speak of it again or I shall
turn it loose on you." - Lord Fear, Season 7.
8. "It's on the tip of my tongue." - Merlin, Season 1.
7. "David, it seems, has
come to a decidedly-sticky end." - Treguard, Season 1.
6. "Can you pull it out?" -
Team 6, Season 7.
5. "Up there, up there, your leg over
and BOSH! You're in." - Motley, Season 3.
4. "Give it to him, and say it's from
Rothberry the Apothecary." - Rothberry, Season 7.
3. "Oooh... oooh...
heh heh. Well, I suppose I should thank you, human, but it comes hard to my lips." - Velda, Season 3.
2. "Well, don't just stand there, get
in!" - Smirkenorff, Season 6.
And most perverted of all of course
is the eternal...
1. "When it opens I'll be waiting - just
don't disappoint me." - Treguard, Season 7.
