Six Reasons Why Folly Was A Better Jester Than Motley And Vice Versa

...he didn't need other people to think up his jokes for him...

...he wasn't so scared of being called a sissy that he wouldn't wear make-up like a PROPER jester...

...those pirouettes that Motley did were just so camp...

...it takes real balls to call Cedric names...

...Folly took on the toaderdile, Motley ran away from the bath snake...

And the number one reason why Folly was better than Motley is...

...he didn't bear an unsettling resemblance to the love-child of Ace Ventura Pet Detective and Tony Blair.

And now for the counter-argument...

...he was never going to burst into tears about losing a doll...

...the sad truth is that the make-up actually DID make Folly look like a sissy...

...Folly's giggles were just so camp...

...it takes real balls to call Hordriss names...

...The actress playing Sidriss became pregnant while she was "best friends" with Motley (nudge-nudge, wink-wink), but Folly never got near Gretel...

And the number one reason why Motley was better than Folly is...

...he didn't bear an unsettling resemblance to the love-child of Robbie Williams and Timothy Claypole from Rentaghost. Well not as much as Folly did anyway.