Grimaldine: "I just want to Wash...
And Go. Which is to say, I washed, and it went."
Door-cus: "Because it's just not worth
it. It'll never be worth it. Never in a million years. Oh dear... oh dear!"
Mild green Fairy liquid.
Mildread: "Hands that do dishes feel
as soft as my, er, face."
Just For Men.
Treguard: "Oh dear, the grey in my
beard makes me look so old! Well, all right, so does my bald patch. Oh yes, and my wrinkly face. And my beer gut..."
Gumboil: "Jusht shay no... >hic!<"
Mrs Grimwold: "Now available in brand
new prepubescent-teenager flavour!"
Gibbershum: "Only the crumbliest, flakiest
chocolate tastes like children you've never flash-fried before."
Lissard: "Sssssssssavour the sssssssplendid
sssssucculensssssssce-nessssss, of Wallssssssssssssss ssssssssausssssssagesssssssssssss. They tassssssssste ssssssso nissssssssce,
you'll never want-nessssssss to tassssssssssste any rival brand of sssssssssaussssssssagesssssssss asssssss long assssssss
Other casting errors...
Mogdred promoting United Colours of Benetton.
Sylvester Hands endorses the benefits of University
Gretel provides a voiceover for the Men And Motors
The Automatum advertising organic food.
And as a grand finale... Lord Fear, Raptor and Skarkill
advertise Anchor Butter by singing We Are Lucky Cows, We Chew The Cud And Browse.