...for all his supposed invincibility, Hordriss couldn't even find some grotty
little bracelet without asking a schoolkid for help...
...he didn't look like he's fallen into a giant pot of red paint and then been
left under a hair dryer...*
...why do you think we never see Merlin and the noble Obi Wan Kenobi in the same
room together?...
...why do you think we never see Hordriss and the ineffable Paul Daniels in the
same room together?...
...judging by the hair-do, it's embarrassingly clear that Hordriss was a distant
ancestor of "Doc" Brown from Back To The Future...
...just how many times did Hordriss have to get suckered by the Opposition before
he'd learn to be careful?...
..."Magnificent" is a much finer nickname than "Goat-features"...
And the number one reason why Merlin was better than Hordriss is...
...Hordriss' outfit is clearly the scarlet dress that Mary Queen of
Scots was beheaded in.
* Before anyone asks, yes I did pinch that joke from one of the books.
