Shampoo ads.

Grimaldine: "I just want to Wash... And Go. Which is to say, I washed, and it went."

Door-cus: "Because it's just not worth it. It'll never be worth it. Never in a million years. Oh dear... oh dear!"

Mild green Fairy liquid.

Mildread: "Hands that do dishes feel as soft as my, er, face."

Just For Men.

Treguard: "Oh dear, the grey in my beard makes me look so old! Well, all right, so does my bald patch. Oh yes, and my wrinkly face. And my beer gut..."

Anti-drugs campaign.

Gumboil: "Jusht shay no... >hic!<"

Winalot.

Mrs Grimwold: "Now available in brand new prepubescent-teenager flavour!"

Cadbury's Flake.

Gibbershum: "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate tastes like children you've never flash-fried before."

Wall's sausages.

Lissard: "Sssssssssavour the sssssssplendid sssssucculensssssssce-nessssss, of Wallssssssssssssss ssssssssausssssssagesssssssssssss. They tassssssssste ssssssso nissssssssce, you'll never want-nessssssss to tassssssssssste any rival brand of sssssssssaussssssssagesssssssss asssssss long assssssss you live."

Other casting errors...

Mogdred promoting United Colours of Benetton.

Sylvester Hands endorses the benefits of University education.

Gretel provides a voiceover for the Men And Motors channel.

The Automatum advertising organic food.