...when you hang sharp cutlery from the ceiling and invite your friends round for
a quick sprint through the Corridor of Blades...
...when you rename your pet goldfish Smirkenorff...
...when
you pin pictures from a Ladybird book about the Supernatural on the wall and throw darts at them crying "Die, goblin scum!!"...
...when you catch yourself coming to a full stop on the street corner and then sidestepping carefully down the adjoining
street...
And the number one other reason you know you're getting obsessed with Knightmare
is...
...when someone you pretend to like (but don't really) goes into hospital and
you say "Oh dear, what a pity! Never mind..."
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