Lillith has a self-esteem problem.
The Automatum's CPU was extracted from a ZX81.
Skarkill wanted that spell to restrain the Hobgoblin because it had a crush on him.
Lissard's breath smells that bad AFTER Clorets.
Gumboil only got hooked on the dungeon juice because Raptor split up with him.
Brangwen looks so hot in a swimsuit she has to fight off improper advances from Olgarth and the Brollachan.
Snapper Jack only accepted the job when someone told him that it involved putting his hand up a fiery creature's bottom.
In his sleep Sylvester Hands fantasises about being Batman.
Bhal-Shebah fancies Megatron from Beast Wars.
The elves avert their gaze from King Arawn, not out of respect, but because they think he's an ugly git.
Mogdred only tries to recruit the dungeoneers because he's scared they'll beat him up.
The reason why Mrs Grimwold wears that ridiculous mask is that she got the elastic caught around her ears at a Hallowe'en party and she can't get the damn thing off.
Malice chose not to kill Diccon because casting a death-spell would've messed up her hair.
Gibbet's favourite record is "Anyone Can Fall In Love" by Anita Dobson.
Lord Fear wastes so much time gloating because he's stalling while he tries to remember his lines.
Raptor refused to confront Barry for fear of being bored to death.
Morghanna only attacks dungeoneers from long range because she's just had her nails done.
The trolls always stand below very high ledges in the dungeon because they don't want people to laugh at their big feet.
Lord Fear wears that strange skull-shaped helmet thing to hid the fact that he's going bald.
Mogdred wishes to steal Wyrmslayer from Treguard because Lillith told him that his own chopper's not big enough.
Olaf was so pleased with his sorcerer stone that he broke into Aesandre's palace and stole six more of them, ignoring two boxes filled with gold.
At Hallowe'en, Mildread takes her mask OFF to scare the kiddies.
In his spare time, Cedric of Wrawsby reads "My Little Pony" comics.